Un Peu De Tout

sab-bath:

“reblog if you wish cancer didn’t exist”

because most people out there are glad with the existence of cancer so let’s create a post on tumblr to check on those who aren’t

I’m so glad that cancer took my gran away and runs in my family. Totally stoked to get melanoma or some shit.

[12:48:56 AM] Rebecca Page: I think there should be a blunt weapon on here called “Club of Bludgeoning”

[12:49:14 AM] Rebecca Page: And an axe called “Axe of Hacking”

[12:49:31 AM] Rebecca Page: And a mace called “Mace of Blunt-Force Trauma”

[12:49:46 AM] Matthew K: and sexy man armor so you can drool over your elf?

[12:50:00 AM] Matthew K: ooo, and a halberd of hugging

[12:51:09 AM] Rebecca Page: Staff of Viagra

[12:51:13 AM] Rebecca Page: Big stick

[12:51:25 AM] Rebecca Page: I’m a bad person Matthew

[12:51:46 AM] Matthew K: lol, shouldn’t it be a hardened spear called Viagra

[12:52:38 AM] Matthew K: you know, since spears are for penetrating, while staffs are blunt force trauma or spellcasting

[12:53:24 AM] Rebecca Page: Hm. Staff of Seduction, Spear of Penetration. To be used in tandem.

[12:53:35 AM] Matthew K: lol

[12:54:05 AM] Matthew K: and a Corset of Coitus?

[12:54:25 AM] Rebecca Page: Leggings of Consternation

[12:59:58 AM] Matthew K: don’t forget a condom

[1:00:16 AM] Matthew K: gives +90 resistance to disease

[1:00:22 AM] Matthew K: or something like that

[1:00:36 AM] Rebecca Page: It’s armor for the spear

[1:00:38 AM] Rebecca Page: ^-^

[1:00:55 AM] Matthew K: lol

[1:00:56 AM] Matthew K: yes

[1:01:15 AM] Matthew K: wait, if this is a women why does she have a spear for penetrating?

[1:01:58 AM] Rebecca Page: Typical condoms go on men, but some girls have penises

[1:03:14 AM] Matthew K: that’s called futanari

[1:03:29 AM] Matthew K: is that what you are into? women with penises?

[1:04:52 AM] Rebecca Page: They’re hermaphrodites. And no. Matthew, you’re being retarded.

[1:05:29 AM] Matthew K: lol

[1:05:58 AM] Matthew K: I so hope this part doesn’t appear on tumblr

[1:06:14 AM] Rebecca Page: Why?

[1:07:27 AM] Matthew K: because this part is getting weird

[1:07:38 AM] Matthew K: I mean, not like the hardened spear being called viagra

[1:07:50 AM] Rebecca Page: Because clearly that was tame

[1:07:56 AM] Matthew K: totally tame

[1:08:09 AM] Matthew K: sheesh, do your parents know you talk like this?

[1:08:17 AM] Matthew K: you might get your mouth washed out

[1:08:26 AM] Matthew K: or is it your hands? since you typed this all out

[1:10:51 AM] Matthew K: lol

[1:11:01 AM] Matthew K: not with all this dirty talk you are writing

[1:11:29 AM] Matthew K: next thing I know you are going to go into detail about how you want to take off Epic Johansen’s armor slowly

[1:11:51 AM] Matthew K: and make the beast with two backs

[1:12:28 AM] Rebecca Page: YOU MOCK OUR LOVE

[1:13:38 AM] Matthew K: what does he look like?

[1:13:51 AM] Matthew K: maybe I should get some elf ears and taunt you with my sexy body

[1:14:22 AM] Rebecca Page: You’re high aren’t you?

Either that or one of us is secretly drunk.

[1:14:29 AM] Rebecca Page: What was in the ice cream

[1:14:49 AM] Matthew K: you are drunk?

[1:15:07 AM] Matthew K: I can’t be high, I am a straight laced pharmacy intern

[1:15:27 AM] Rebecca Page: I just got the funniest mental image of you in a corset.

[1:15:33 AM] Rebecca Page: it was hilarious and a little alarming

[1:15:45 AM] Rebecca Page: don’t ever wear a corset, matthew